Let’s play a game. Pull out your favorite inebriant and get ready to be fucked up. I’m going to roll my D20 ten times. If it’s an even number, you do a shot. If it’s an odd number, you tribute me the amount. If it’s a 1, too bad: you’re cum-denied for 24 hours. If it’s a 20, it’s your lucky day: I’ll show you my tits. You're so desperate to see them I know you'll keep going to the end, no matter what. And I love making you drink and taking advantage of you. Ready to play?