Remember that time I took a picture of your teeny tiny dicklet? Well now I’ve texted the picture to all my friends. You know, the ones we see all the time. And they’ll probably show their boyfriends too. Now they all know how puny your prick is. And they’re all responding to my text... they feel so sorry for me, they can’t believe how small you are! I’m going to read these texts out loud to you as I receive them. Can you take the humiliation?

Don't forget to pay your tiny dick tax. Under 8 inches, tribute me $5. Under 6 inches, tribute me $10. Under 4 inches, ... Show more