As the title says, I have found out about your big secret. For years you have been suppressing your bisexual desires, so that you’re not judged by your peers. You’ve had some experiences and documented them in a journal, which I happen to have found and read through. I know about your secret. You think I don’t? Watch this as I recite details that only someone who has read that journal would know. I have a heap of dirt on you now and unless you want to be outed to your wife and friends, you’re going to do whatever I want from now on.

As the title says, I have found out about your big secret. For years you have been suppressing your bisexual desires, so that you’re not judged by your peers. You’ve had some experiences and documented them in a journal, which I happen to have found and read through. I know about your secret. You think I don’t? Watch this as I recite details that only someone who has read that journal would know. I have a heap of dirt on you now and unless you want to be outed to your wife and friends, you’re going to do whatever I want from now on.