It's the middle of the night, and you sneak up on Me while raiding the refrigerator for a midnight snack. Or more of a middle of the night snack. Yes, I know eating at this time of night makes me gassy. I know I often bring that into the bedroom with Me and you have to contend with all of that late night farting underneath the sheets. But I don't care. I want a snack and I rather enjoy passing gas in front of you. I've even noticed you get hard sometimes when I fart while facesitting you. You can't even deny it!

Make no mistake. You won't dare pass gas in front of Me. That's disgus... Show more