This is simply Me talking to you directly about what it would be like to be locked into My smotherbench. You've seen the clips, but have you ever given real thought into the actual experience? I help paint the picture here.

While describing My smothering facesitting skills, I actually feel a fart coming on too. If you look closely you can actually SEE it in addition to hearing it! After I shut the camera off I felt one more coming and went ahead and tacked that on for a bonus.