Having a chance to connect with Indica in beautiful Colorado, She's kind enough to host and invites Me to come by and plan out My trip a bit. She has some brand new furniture (of the human variety) that We kick up Our feet on and run through all kinds of ideas. We're thinking of planning a hike perhaps.

As the human furniture overhears these plans, it actually has the nerve to speak and ask if it can come with Us on the hike! Extremely embarrassed, Indica apologizes profusely as furniture isn't supposed to speak. Any more outbursts like that and it's going to be sent back.