I'm on vacation and invite Ayla over to play "Three Taps" for the first time. Even on vacation, dummy wonders aloud why the smotherbench has to come along, and now he knows. There are no true vacations for subs. He knows better.

Ayla, of course, is excited to play and has no sympathy for the sub. We try out funny poses on him while he's breathless and take a few quick sits before he even has a chance to steal a breath. After he taps out three times, this ends with the same result. Ayla sits and waits for him to stop struggling. Another one in the loss column for the sub. This game ... Show more