"Right... the reason I wanted to speak to you is... I think you know we have a bit of a problem, don' t you. Come on its a bit obvious, we haven't sex for two years... Well, that's the thing. YOU haven't had sex for two years but I HAVE."

Shocked and mortified, I go on to list ALL of your short comings; your small penis, the fact you've let your self go, the fact you're a bit of a wimp, etc etc. However I do want to stay with you because of your money. And I know you will do ANYTHING to stay with me!

SO if you want to stay with me, you are going to have to meet my NEW MAN... Show more