Given you're paying such a high per hour rate, I'm going to give you a special training session! I take you to the bathroom and you to your knees and talk down to you for being such a weak, pathetic DORK!

There's no helping you because you're a FAT FUCKING UGLY LOSER and no amount of exercise will change that fact... As your trainer, I tease you for being an overweight freak! Seeing as you're already in the bathroom you're told to clean my apartment, starting with the toilet! You have to lick the bowl clean as well as the fixings and the rim, which is full of dried PISS and S.H.I.T p... Show more