We both know what your really want to be this Halloween... and every Halloween after that! You want to be a castrated eunuch, don't you? You want to be superior to every other man out there - you want to be as close to female as you possibly can be and you know that slicing off those bits between your legs is just the way to get there... But will you be able to? Could you possibly do it? Probably not... maybe I should take over... come on, let's get started on your Halloween early!