No matter what you do, you'll never be above any woman, especially not if you have that useless dangly bit between your legs. So today is the day you're gonna get rid of it. Get yourself a utility, let me encourage you to cut it off... or better yet, I can get rid of it for you, but I might just have too much fun watching you writhe in pain and cut it off piece by piece... the sadist that I am. Do you have the guts? Do you have the "balls" to finally do it?