Oh, look what we have here - the smallest, most pathetic excuse for a dick I've ever laid eyes on! It's almost... cute, in a sad, insignificant way. I'm tempted to put it in my mouth, just to see if I can fit the whole thing in one bite. But then again, maybe I'll humor you and see what this little thing is capable of. Does it drizzle? Squirt? Jerk it to me and let's see if it's even worth my attention.

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Oh, look what we have here - the smallest, most pathetic excuse for a dick I've ever laid eyes on! It's almost... cute, in a sad, insignificant way. I'm tempted to put it in my mouth, just to see if I can fit the whole thing in one bite. But then again, maybe I'll humor you and see what this little thing is capable of. Does it drizzle? Squirt? Jerk it to me and let's see if it's even worth my attention.

Keywords: small dick, tiny dick, cock mocking, tease, humiliation, oral sex, cum play, jerking off, dick rating.