Its time to make your boring jewish holiday much more exciting! Thank Goddess you have Me around to guide you. Im sick of hearing about Matzah Ball Soup so I decided to make loser ball soup instead. All we need is a loser and that you! you will sacrifice by dipping your pathetic balls in hot soup for Goddess to show your commitment to making her happy. For this soup you will need soup, a dirty sock and a pathetic pair of balls!