I can prove you are a loser. You want to buy me a drink at the bar and I decline your offer and give you a special drink instead. A nice cold spitini. I tell you to get on your knees in front of the bar while I serve you what you deserve. I make you feel like a real dork in the club.

I can prove you are a loser. You want to buy me a drink at the bar and I decline your offer and give you a special drink instead. A nice cold spitini. I tell you to get on your knees in front of the bar while I serve you what you deserve. I make you feel like a real dork in the club.