All of your life you have felt yourself drawn to being a pet. Not just any pet, but a pup. I will reprogram your way of thinking human. Let's start by your following this bone as it sways side to side & listen to My voice commands. Tell Me you want to commit to the transformation. your deeply need to be a good pup for Me. Are you willing to make the ultimate decision to consume this canned pet food?? Of course you are because I reprogrammed you to do so!