I know how turned on you get by hearing me burp, you find it so sexy. And you know they’re real burps too, none of these fake burps. And I’ve just had three mince pies and am about to treat myself to a nice fizzy drink, creating the perfect bubbling, gassy combination in my tummy to produce lots of big, loud, earthy belches. I talk you through how I come from a family of belchers, taking after my nan, who was the biggest belcher there was until I came along. I even fill you in on how I’ve always burped in my boyfriend’s faces too and I make no apologies for it. And of course, all the while,... Show more