I know you hate eating these crisps but I also know you're incapable of saying no to me. So today I have two packs of salt and vinegar crisps and you're going to sit there and eat them whilst I make you slap and wank your cock. Every time I have a crisp you will have one too, and I'll also make you worship my boots, whilst I humiliate the fuck out of you! Now put the empty crisp packet on your cock and wank with it you freak, cum inside it and then lick all that spunk out when you're done!