Hey fan! So you sent me this little camera and paid me to make you a sexy custom ass video, so I guess I ought to film it for you. But frankly, a few seconds in, I get bored and decide that it’s just too much effort, so instead I’m just going to burp, spit and cough all over your stupid little camera as I laugh at you for being such a loser. It’s not like you can do anything about it, you’ve already paid me, so I’m just gonna rip you right off and laugh in your face, whilst you sit there staring at the inside of my mouth, being burped and spat all over!