I catch you sneaking around my garden trying to steal apples from my orchard. I drag you inside and tie you up on the floor. I call my friend on the phone to tell her what happened. I ask you if you're hungry, if that's why you were stealing apples. You have tears in your eyes because you're very poor and need food, but I don't give a fuck. I'm a snobby bitch! I present some food and tell you to come get it. Just as you're about to eat I slam my dirty heel on the sandwich and start humiliating you for being poor and tell you that you have to lick it off my shoe and the floor if you want it ... Show more