Ahhhh, Santa Claus, I've had my eye on you for a long, long time. You want to deliver presents to the chíldren of the world, but I really couldn't care less about them. I care about Me, and Me only. So I'm taking their gifts, and you're My slave from now on. You work for Me, those stupid elves work for Me too. You might have been reluctant at the beginning, but that's nothing a beating won't sort out... You're MINE now Santa.