Santa is a short, fat loser. He has to give everyone gifts because his wealth is the only thing he has going for him. He's so fat, he's ugly, and he's clearly into findom too, giving gifts is his only way to get attention! Utterly pathetic. I bet he has a pin dick too, and what do you know... He does. Gross. I humiliate the hell out of Santa in this extreme verbal humiliation clip.