It's our anniversary hubby and once again we're thousands of miles apart because you're working away, as always. We have arranged a sexy online anniversary date, to make up for it, but half way through, I get another call... It's My BBC bull, who I've been fucking behind your back this whole time. I cut the call with you to talk with him about how excited I am to spend My anniversary with him, rather than you and your tiny, pathetic, white excuse for a cock...