It’s that time of the year again. It’s almost your 29th birthday and what do you have to show for it? You won’t be spending it with a girlfriend as you’re still a single virgin who has never even had so much as a kiss. Despite all the time you spend trying on dating apps, you’re constantly rejected, the fact is women simply aren’t attracted to tiny little midgets like you, let alone a tiny dicked one. Even your family have made excuses for your birthday, they must be so ashamed of you. Whilst some men have a personality or sense of humour to make up for their physical appearance, you certai...

It’s that time of the year again. It’s almost your 29th birthday and what do you have to show for it? You won’t be spending it with a girlfriend as you’re still a single virgin who has never even had so much as a kiss. Despite all the time you spend trying on dating apps, you’re constantly rejected, the fact is women simply aren’t attracted to tiny little midgets like you, let alone a tiny dicked one. Even your family have made excuses for your birthday, they must be so ashamed of you. Whilst some men have a personality or sense of humour to make up for their physical appearance, you certainly don’t have that going for you either. Every passing day is a day closer to you dying as a virgin and that’s exactly what I want to happen! Paying me to humiliate you on your birthday is the only birthday gift you deserve! Extreme verbal humiliation and degradation! (name Harley is used)