It’s that time of the year again. It’s almost your 29th birthday and what do you have to show for it? You won’t be spending it with a girlfriend as you’re still a single virgin who has never even had so much as a kiss. Despite all the time you spend trying on dating apps, you’re constantly rejected, the fact is women simply aren’t attracted to tiny little midgets like you, let alone a tiny dicked one. Even your family have made excuses for your birthday, they must be so ashamed of you. Whilst some men have a personality or sense of humour to make up for their physical appearance, you certai... Show more