December is here and it's the most important month of the year, and NOT just because of Christmas (which of course is very important and your tax dollars will be spent on your Queen living her best life and showering Herself with gifts). But no, this month is the month I am completing on My first home, and YOUR LOSER tax dollars are paying for it!!! Doesn't that feel good, PAY PIG? Now that's enough gawping at your brilliant Queen, get back to work, because I'm having your Christmas bonus too!!!