Hello peasants, it’s your Queen Dommelia here. Happy September. Summer must have flown by really quickly for you, what with you having no fun due to me taking all your money in taxes. But who cares about you? September’s going to be a fun month for me, not least because I’ll be making a royal trip to Greece, which you pathetic peasants will naturally be funding. Hopefully the weather here will be terrible and you can all stay in working hard to fund my life like the pathetic little bitch that you are.