I am your new, hot young wife, and we are celebrating our first Christmas as a betrothed couple. I offer you a glass of mulled to toast our first Christmas together, and soon you start feeling dizzy. I poisoned it, ha! Silly old man.. Did you not see this coming? I mean we met on seeking arrangement for god's sake, of course I only wanted you for your money. This is what I do, marry rich old men, change their wills, dispose them, and get richer and richer and richer! Merry Christmas to Me!