Why would a loser like you want ‘friends’? Friends are so overrated. You know what’s so much better than having friends? Watching porn. Porn is always there for you at your fingertips, any time you want. Porn doesn’t judge you. We, the makers of porn, don’t judge you. We excite you and make you feel good, we understand you and encourage you and have you pumping away on the way to explosive ecstatic orgasms. In fact, I want you opening up new windows, I’m going to instruct you and guide you with your porn addiction. Seeing in me in this hot pink shiny bikini, you know this is what you really... Show more