I am your girlfriend and you have come over for date night. It all starts off normal, but then I have a CRAZY sneezing fit out of nowhere, and start getting so bunged up and snotty! I need kleenex! I start blowing my nose and making so much mucus, whilst still having loud and sneezes in your face. I don't know why there's so much snot, look honey, look how much snot there is!!! I think we have to cancel date night and see each other tomorrow instead... and please honey, bring me more kleenex tomorrow, thanks, love you babes!!