I've invited you round on Valentine's Evening. I have always had a crush on you, have flirted with you for ages but nothing has ever happened before, but finally you've come round for a date. I show you My sexy new lingerie I got especially for valentine's day and ask you to show me how much you like it, but when you drop your pants... HAHAHA what is that?! Please tell me that's not your dick! I humiliate you for your tiny penis and what a disappointment it is, before texting someone else to come round instead.