Mummy has had an awfully long day on her feet out shopping wearing these high heels, and now her feet have gotten really tired and achy. Be a good boy for Mummy, and sit at the end of the bed and give Mummy's feet a good rub will you? That's a good boy. Mmmm, you're such a good boy for Mummy and so good at giving foot rubs. But... what's that in your pants? Oh no... you're such a weird, aren't you? Sigh!