I’ve just been out with My friends and boy, is it hot out there! And I went out with these ‘sock boots’ – the type which are super tight on your skin and made of not very breathable material. And I forgot to wear socks. So now My feet absolutely reek. I mean seriously, they smell vile! And that’s why I’ve called you around: because I need you to lick them clean. Oh god, now the boots are off, I can smell them – ewww! Get down and sniff them. Now start licking! Put your tongue between every single one of My toes. You’re not going anywhere until they’ve both been licked clean. Every last drop... Show more