As you've noticed, there have been a lot of changes around the business lately. With Brexit and all the uncertainty, we have had to make some cut backs and unfortunately, that means that your position has been dissolved. However, as you're such a valued member of My team, I've created a position for you. It's one that I believe will boost moral in the company and the overheads are next to none, the job more than pays for itself! So, from Monday, you're going to be... The new office cock sucker! That's right, I want you to suck the cocks of anyone in the office who wants it. And anyone else ... Show more