We invited you round for a threesome after you sent us a very impressive picture of your dick on Tinder. But the minute you drop your pants we see that photo was clearly not you. Yours is tiny, pathetic and there's no way in hell we're going to play with a little baby dick loser like you! We verbally humiliate you and take videos for our amusement, after all, if we're not going to get fucked we need to entertain ourselves somehow!

We invited you round for a threesome after you sent us a very impressive picture of your dick on Tinder. But the minute you drop your pants we see that photo was clearly not you. Yours is tiny, pathetic and there's no way in hell we're going to play with a little baby dick loser like you! We verbally humiliate you and take videos for our amusement, after all, if we're not going to get fucked we need to entertain ourselves somehow!