Tomorrow begins the bank holiday weekend. Ohhhhh I am excited! Drinking, sun, boys, so much fun to be had! For ME, that is. Not for you! You're staying in this bank holiday because you're a loser, and your WANK holiday begins on Friday and will end on Monday night! That's right, you're going to stay in and edge and goon ALL weekend, and you are not allowed release until Monday night. So get your cock out, get stroking and prepare to binge HARD on Me this weekend. It's exactly what a LOSER like you needs!!!