So.. You’re single. You’ve always been single. You’ve never been able to get a girlfriend so that’s why you’ve come to me – a relationship guru. I’ve worked in the matchmaking business a long time, I’m brilliant at this, I can find anybody a date. But I’ve never met anyone quite like you and I have actually come to a conclusion: you are, in fact, undateable. You are repulsively ugly for starters and have an awful dress sense. You’ve been saving for years to pay for my services because as you know I’m not cheap and now you’ve no money left. I mean, an ugly guy can at least get a somewhat ave... Show more