Yet another year alone. You're used to it by now, but that doesn't mean the pain gets any easier. The crippling loneliness. You're always alone, it's nothing new - you're a socially awkward, ugly, out of shape loser. You can't even make eye contact with a woman, let alone think about dating someone and settling down. Women are repulsed by you. You feel it harder than usual at this time of year, so many happy couples doing cute, festive romantic things together, and hear you are, ALONE AGAIN, still a virgin, a sad, pathetic, gross loser than no one want. Boohoo.