Clearly, there’s something very, very wrong with you. I mean, you’re that much of a joke, there’s absolutely no way your parents would’ve wanted you coming out and turning out the way you have. You were definitely a mistake, a complete and utter reject. A social outcast who sits at home in his gaming/wanking chair jerking off, not knowing how to function normally in society. The absolute exact opposite of me in every way, I grow and thrive each day whilst you goon your life away. So sit there and listen to me verbally destroy, it’s precisely what you deserve!