(BEST WATCHED WITH ) Oh husband... When I married you a year ago, I didn't think you would live this long. I was certain you'd be deád within 6 months, and I'd quickly inherit your fortune. But you just keep on living, and I'm getting bored of waiting. I slipped you a little something with dinner, and this is going to be your last wank ever. So enjoy yourself hubby, and before you díe, I've got a revised edition of your Will for you to sign, too...