You want to make me happy? You want to serve me? The only way you can actually make me happy is by sending me money or gift cards. The best gift you could ever give me is money, this is the only way I can buy myself whatever I want. You can ask me if I want anything and you may send the amount necessary to cover it. Without sending me money, there is no way I would ever even look at you and that is just the cold truth about our relationship: you work hard to make money just to give it to me, because my pleasure is your happiness.