You've had it GOOD for a while now. You've been having a great sex life for a loser, but I am here to tell you that things cannot be this way. You are so much more of a loser than the regular losers, and that's why you should not touch your dick anymore. From now on you should focus on finding a good pillow to share your sex life. Find a lovely pillow and make it your girlfriend. You're so lucky! You can't jerk off with your hands anymore, but I know it makes your cock hard to think about fucking your new girlfriend and release all of that nasty spunk in it. Do it, loser, because now you'll... Show more