you better get well acquainted with that pillow, pet. This is the start of a lifelong romance, and you two will be exclusive for life. I’m doing the women you lust after a favor by allowing you to get your base instincts out on an inanimate object, sparing the sentient. You’re well-aware of your own inadequacy, aren’t you? So admit it: you know that pussy-free is the way to be. Now put some headphones on and get your pillow ready.