You're a fat loser who loves to jerk off and eat junk food. Goddess Eevee accepts you for what you are, she even got her fat piggy a piece of greasy gross pizza on her way home. You're so happy just being her fat piggy that sits and jerks for Goddess Eevee. She knows you've been begging her to let you have a fleshlight, but Goddess Eevee has a better idea.