How can I tell you’re an ass addict on the verge of spiraling down into another binge? First, you have an relentless craving for My big, bouncy butt. Second, you’ll do anything, PAY anything to get your fix. It doesn’t matter if it’s a crumb, a little tease that leaves you aching. It doesn’t matter if it’s overpriced. You NEED it, and you won’t think twice about buying this clip just to get it.

*contains no verbal, only lightly mesmerizing background music to worship to while I smack, shake, caress, jiggle, and tease with this big, gorgeous BOOTY*