In this clip, I, the divine Goddess Emma, grace you with my time and a personal conversation just for you. Quite frankly, I have encountered a plethora of losers throughout my divine existence, but you, sweetheart, you outshine them all. You are the masterpiece of all failures, the absolute epitome of pathetic.

It's a spectacle, really, how every single time you manage to exceed your own record in the loser department. It's like you're competing with yourself in a never-ending race to the bottom. And what's truly astonishing is not just that you're a disappointment, although that's...

In this clip, I, the divine Goddess Emma, grace you with my time and a personal conversation just for you. Quite frankly, I have encountered a plethora of losers throughout my divine existence, but you, sweetheart, you outshine them all. You are the masterpiece of all failures, the absolute epitome of pathetic.

It's a spectacle, really, how every single time you manage to exceed your own record in the loser department. It's like you're competing with yourself in a never-ending race to the bottom. And what's truly astonishing is not just that you're a disappointment, although that's pathetic enough in itself, but you're an actual embarrassment. You're a spectacle, a sight that would make anyone cringe in secondhand humiliation.

Comparing anyone to you would be an insult to them. No one can hold a candle to you when it comes to being a disaster. It's not even a contest. You are in a league of your own, a grand champion in the game of losing. It's almost impressive how you've taken the title of 'loser' and stretched it to its absolute limit.

But remember, in this twisted game of yours, you're not just losing; you're excelling at it, hands down. You're not just a loser; you're the biggest loser there ever was. Congratulations on your pitiful achievement.