Happy birthday to me, and lucky you! Watch as I blow out my candles, but don't expect me to eat this cake like a boring normie. I've got something much more thrilling planned for an eager admirer like you.

Instead of simply devouring my dessert, I'm going to give you a taste of your wildest fantasies. You'll witness me sitting on my birthday cake, and I know your imagination will run wild. You'll probably picture that soft, creamy surface as your own face, won't you? Well, dream on, little one.

As I make a delicious mess, you'll see exactly how I'd grace your presence if y...

Happy birthday to me, and lucky you! Watch as I blow out my candles, but don't expect me to eat this cake like a boring normie. I've got something much more thrilling planned for an eager admirer like you.

Instead of simply devouring my dessert, I'm going to give you a taste of your wildest fantasies. You'll witness me sitting on my birthday cake, and I know your imagination will run wild. You'll probably picture that soft, creamy surface as your own face, won't you? Well, dream on, little one.

As I make a delicious mess, you'll see exactly how I'd grace your presence if you were ever fortunate enough to be in that position. The way the frosting yields beneath me, the graceful arch of my back - it's a sight to behold. So go ahead, treat yourself to this clip. It's the closest you'll get to joining my exclusive birthday celebration.