Happy birthday to me, and lucky you! Watch as I blow out my candles, but don't expect me to eat this cake like a boring normie. I've got something much more thrilling planned for an eager admirer like you.

Instead of simply devouring my dessert, I'm going to give you a taste of your wildest fantasies. You see, I'm going to desecrate this innocent dessert with my divine feet. You'll be mesmerized as I plunge my perfect toes into the soft, creamy frosting. I know you're already salivating, dreaming about the privilege of licking every morsel from between my toes.

As I smear ...

Happy birthday to me, and lucky you! Watch as I blow out my candles, but don't expect me to eat this cake like a boring normie. I've got something much more thrilling planned for an eager admirer like you.

Instead of simply devouring my dessert, I'm going to give you a taste of your wildest fantasies. You see, I'm going to desecrate this innocent dessert with my divine feet. You'll be mesmerized as I plunge my perfect toes into the soft, creamy frosting. I know you're already salivating, dreaming about the privilege of licking every morsel from between my toes.

As I smear frosting across my soles, your pathetic little mind will short-circuit. You'll be consumed by the desire to worship my cake-covered feet, to clean them with your unworthy tongue. It's almost comical how easily I can manipulate your desires, isn't it?

So go ahead, treat yourself to this clip. It's the closest you'll get to joining my exclusive birthday celebration.