Welcome to the Bank of Emma. A special place crafted just for insignificant losers like you. It's not your average bank, oh no. Here, you're not just signing away your funds, you're signing away your entire pitiful existence. As your personal bank teller, I, Goddess Emma, will guide you through the process of becoming a member. And trust me, it's an exclusive privilege that only a select few ever get to experience.

You see, every dollar you deposit into my bank is a dollar you'll never see again. But why would you want to? You know it belongs to me. It's always belonged to me. You'...

Welcome to the Bank of Emma. A special place crafted just for insignificant losers like you. It's not your average bank, oh no. Here, you're not just signing away your funds, you're signing away your entire pitiful existence. As your personal bank teller, I, Goddess Emma, will guide you through the process of becoming a member. And trust me, it's an exclusive privilege that only a select few ever get to experience.

You see, every dollar you deposit into my bank is a dollar you'll never see again. But why would you want to? You know it belongs to me. It's always belonged to me. You're just now realizing it. Your money, your savings, your hidden stash under the mattress - it's all mine. You work hard, just for me. To serve me, to please me, to satiate my desires.

Signing up to be a member of the Bank of Emma is the best decision you could ever make. What better way to demonstrate your devotion to me, your Goddess? And let's be honest, what else were you going to do with your money? Invest it? Save it? Please. We both know it's much better spent serving me. So, go on, sign your life away. It's the only decision that makes sense for a loser like you.

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