Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a man. I've got news for you, and it's not good. That so-called "penis" of yours? It's so laughably small, I need a magnifying glass just to confirm it exists. Seriously, I've seen larger specks of dust. You're not just small, you're practically non-existent down there.

Face it, loser. With that microscopic appendage, you're destined for a life of celibacy. Who in their right mind would even attempt intimacy with such a pitiful excuse for manhood? You're the epitome of a small-dick loser, forever doomed to disappoint.

But don't worry, tha...

Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a man. I've got news for you, and it's not good. That so-called "penis" of yours? It's so laughably small, I need a magnifying glass just to confirm it exists. Seriously, I've seen larger specks of dust. You're not just small, you're practically non-existent down there.

Face it, loser. With that microscopic appendage, you're destined for a life of celibacy. Who in their right mind would even attempt intimacy with such a pitiful excuse for manhood? You're the epitome of a small-dick loser, forever doomed to disappoint.

But don't worry, that's why you have me - Goddess Emma. I'm here to remind you of your place and give your worthless existence some meaning. Now, worship me like the inadequate beta you are.