“Did you think that you satisfied her? I’ve heard stories about your sex life. ‘Pin dick’ is the word she always uses.”

Your wife’s friend, Etta, has always made you nervous. It’s something about her confidence and her brutal honesty, as well as the way it always seems like she knows something that you don’t.

So you’re definitely nervous when she knocks on your door one day while your wife is out and says there’s something she needs to tell you. You let her inside, sit with her on the sofa, and then she tells you. Your wife is fucking another man.

Etta tells you m...

“Did you think that you satisfied her? I’ve heard stories about your sex life. ‘Pin dick’ is the word she always uses.”

Your wife’s friend, Etta, has always made you nervous. It’s something about her confidence and her brutal honesty, as well as the way it always seems like she knows something that you don’t.

So you’re definitely nervous when she knocks on your door one day while your wife is out and says there’s something she needs to tell you. You let her inside, sit with her on the sofa, and then she tells you. Your wife is fucking another man.

Etta tells you more, like how bored your wife is during sex with you and how she makes fun of your small dick behind your back. Etta tells you that your marriage as you knew it is done. But surely there must be something you can do?

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